Are you 5’5″ or taller?
Between the ages of 18 and 26?
And — wait for it — “NEVER BEEN MARRIED, single, born female, NEVER given birth?”*
Congratulations, because you sound like a fine contestant for the Miss Earth Girls 2010 Pageant. All the pageant organizers need do is add “white and straight” to that list of criteria and we’ll have ourselves a party.
So, how exactly does a beauty pageant help to protect the environment? The organisers say that by “setting a legacy of beauty and responsibility, the candidates and the reigning beauty queen of Miss Earth uphold the preservation of our environment and continue to campaign for the protection of Mother Earth”. Hmmmm.
Apparently, my letter to the Environmental Movement That Hates Women got lost in the mail.
*Capital letters are direct from Carousel Productions Inc’s eligibility requirements, not my sloppy writing.