[Never Say Diet] Spanx. At the Gym.

iVillage Never Say Diet Virginia Sole-Smith Spanx at the Gym

Continuing their quest for world undergarment domination, Spanx is launching a line of “Active Wear.” I have a lot of feelings about this.

Namely, why they had to invent a new body part with their talk of Bagel-Busting Pants? Which really just makes me hungry for a bagel? Lightly toasted, plus a little scallion cream cheese, bacon and hot sauce. Yum.

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  1. Amanda

    I’m pro compression garments. However, I want my compression garments to be made by an actual athletic company with function in mind. I want my running shorts tight and slick so I don’t get thigh rub, not so that my bagel is busted…whatever that entails.

    Don’t even get me started on cycling clothes. (the holy grail of compression garments)

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